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A true-to-size graphic tee with a witchy, sarcastic design and hand-placed rhinestone detail — spooky season with an attitude, not a costume.

Size & Fit — Will This Work For You?

  • Available in S, M, L, XL, 2X, and 3X
  • S fits women's 4/6
  • M fits women's 8/10
  • L fits women's 12/14
  • XL fits women's 16/18
  • 2X fits women's 18/20
  • 3X fits women's 22/24
  • True to size, relaxed everyday tee fit — comfortable and forgiving through the stomach and hips
  • Fit and proportions stay consistent across the full size range
  • Brittani, our owner, is 5'2", 34DD, 190 lbs, and typically wears a Large depending on the fit

Fabric & Feel

  • Soft cotton-blend tee
  • Rhinestone embellished graphic — hand-applied bling
  • Witch-themed sarcastic design
  • Available in Cream and Black

How to Style

Pair with jeans and boots for an easy Halloween-season outfit, or tuck into a skirt for a dressed-up spooky season look. Layer under a flannel from our Everyday Casual collection once temps drop.

Occasion

Halloween, fall gatherings, girls trip, or everyday wear all spooky season long.

Brittani's Tip

I'm 5'2", 34DD, 190 lbs, and typically a Large depending on the fit. This one runs true to size and the rhinestone detail makes it feel special without looking like a costume tee — I wear mine well past Halloween into November.

FAQs

Is this true to size?
Yes — order your usual size for a relaxed, comfortable fit.

Will the rhinestones hold up in the wash?
Yes — turn inside out and wash cold to keep the rhinestones secure and the graphic looking its best.

Is this a costume tee or wearable all season?
It's wearable all fall and Halloween season — sarcastic enough to be fun, subtle enough for everyday wear.

Does the fit stay consistent across S-3X?
Yes, fit and proportions stay consistent across the full size range.

14-day exchange policy — exchanges and store credit only, no refunds. Not sure about sizing? DM us on Instagram @jaydenlayneboutique before you order — we respond fast and we actually help. Limited stock per size — don't wait on this one.


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Rhinestone Fluent Sarcasm Witch Tee

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All the Details

A true-to-size graphic tee with a witchy, sarcastic design and hand-placed rhinestone detail — spooky season with an attitude, not a costume.

Size & Fit — Will This Work For You?

  • Available in S, M, L, XL, 2X, and 3X
  • S fits women's 4/6
  • M fits women's 8/10
  • L fits women's 12/14
  • XL fits women's 16/18
  • 2X fits women's 18/20
  • 3X fits women's 22/24
  • True to size, relaxed everyday tee fit — comfortable and forgiving through the stomach and hips
  • Fit and proportions stay consistent across the full size range
  • Brittani, our owner, is 5'2", 34DD, 190 lbs, and typically wears a Large depending on the fit

Fabric & Feel

  • Soft cotton-blend tee
  • Rhinestone embellished graphic — hand-applied bling
  • Witch-themed sarcastic design
  • Available in Cream and Black

How to Style

Pair with jeans and boots for an easy Halloween-season outfit, or tuck into a skirt for a dressed-up spooky season look. Layer under a flannel from our Everyday Casual collection once temps drop.

Occasion

Halloween, fall gatherings, girls trip, or everyday wear all spooky season long.

Brittani's Tip

I'm 5'2", 34DD, 190 lbs, and typically a Large depending on the fit. This one runs true to size and the rhinestone detail makes it feel special without looking like a costume tee — I wear mine well past Halloween into November.

FAQs

Is this true to size?
Yes — order your usual size for a relaxed, comfortable fit.

Will the rhinestones hold up in the wash?
Yes — turn inside out and wash cold to keep the rhinestones secure and the graphic looking its best.

Is this a costume tee or wearable all season?
It's wearable all fall and Halloween season — sarcastic enough to be fun, subtle enough for everyday wear.

Does the fit stay consistent across S-3X?
Yes, fit and proportions stay consistent across the full size range.

14-day exchange policy — exchanges and store credit only, no refunds. Not sure about sizing? DM us on Instagram @jaydenlayneboutique before you order — we respond fast and we actually help. Limited stock per size — don't wait on this one.


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